Indie climber Mount Your Friends 3D is swinging into action this month, wayward genitals and all • Eurogamer.net

Mount Your Friends, the cult indie hit featuring raucous physics-based tower building and aggressively pendulous genitals, is making the leap from 2D to 3D on February 23rd, developer Stegersaurus has revealed.

Mount Your Friends, in its original guise, tasked brave players, in the roll of scantily clad bodybuilders, with climbing as high as they could – sometimes solo, often with friends, and always on the back of a goat. Unifying the whole homoerotic extravaganza was a wilfully awkward control scheme in which climbers were forced to clumsily drag themselves upward one appendage at a time. Oh, and hypnotically carefree wangs.

The newly unveiled Mount Your Friends 3D: A Hard Man is Good to Climb, to give the game its full, awesome name, offers more of the same knockabout, pendulous multiplayer action – only this time, given the inevitable march of technology, the cheeky sprites of yesteryear have been replaced by full-on polygonal dongs.

“Compete and climb online or get intimate in local multiplayer. Grunt and sweat it out in 16 different configurations. Climb the goat, and become a master of friend mounting!”, says Stegersaurus of its latest vertical endeavour.

Features include expanded customisation options, online and local multiplayer, online leaderboards, unlockable stickers, and even the option to take a picture of your face and stick it on your avatar, but only in private matches. I wonder why.

Mount Your Friends 3D is currently scheduled to launch on PC come February 23rd. However, given that its predecessor found fame through Xbox Live Indie Games, it’ll be interesting to see if Microsoft is willing to embrace the hypnotic action a second time.

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